6.26.2009

Speeeeeeeak!

These are a list of things that I wish people would just hurry up and realize.

1. Daisy Lowe is unattractive, unimpressive, and bulemic.

2. Aside from being hideous, both Peaches and Pixie Geldof are a. unimportant! Jesus do they even have jobs? and b. filthy. They don't look like they've showered in years.

3. Not every Indie movie can really be categorized as "the indie movie that could." Why can't it just be a good movie? Why should we constantly look down on indie movies?

4. Alexa Chung will never truly replace Carson Daly. She can take his job. But the fact of the matter is that aside from little Nylon obsessed tweebs no one really knows who she is. Thus, she'll never have Carson Status. Rockin New Years Eve Avec Alexa Chung? Uh-uh don't think so.. wouldn't watch it if I was promised a million dollars and Shia locked in my closet for all eternity-- no questions asked. Yes I know, she's pretty. I'm not saying that she's not a beautiful girl. However, she wasn't a good model and as a TV host, frankly, she bores me.

5. All of Lady GaGa's songs sound the same, AND she looks like a tranny and an alien procreated. Deal with it.

6. Brooklyn is about as cool as herpes. ok ok, I'll give it more credit than that! Herpes is actually cooler than Brooklyn. Whew! I almost insulted herpes for a second there.

7. If Jimmy Fallon is funny, then Jessica Alba's a good actress. Seriously, I'm gonna say a not funny joke and laugh at it more than anyone else will.. yeah, that's a great comedian right there.

8. This song is totally boss lol

Thug Story - Taylor Swift ft T-Pain

6.24.2009

6.21.2009

A is for area: Van Cortlandt Terrace, Bronx, NY

B is for boob size: D.. I weep.

C is for career: Lazy Biatch

D is for your dog: Don't really like dogs enough to want one.

E is for essential items you use everyday: Glasses, stove, computer, flip flops, iLuv.

F is for favorite song at the moment: Ego- Beyonce ft. Kanye

G is for favorite games: Bioshock is just.. awesome. I love watching drunken Twister though.

H is for hometown: Erm, Riverdale..

I is for instruments you play: I play the organ.. the mouth organ! Eww.. let's forget that happened.

J is for Jam flavor on your PBJ: Grape

K is for kids you last saw: My adorable cousins :]

L is for last kiss: I kiss cheeks when I greet people. I also kissed a seal like a week or two ago. Aside from that my lips have been very unused :]

M is for fondest memory: First time my mom took me on a train.

N is for name of your crush: Shia? Let's go with that.

O is for overnight hospital stays: I've never been in the hospital.

P is for phobias: Strangers, Pain.

Q is for favorite Quote:"What doesn't kill you makes you fatter." It sounds prettier in spanish..

R is for biggest regrets: Not making her stop.

S is for status: Single

T is for time you wake up: When my eyes open

U is for underwear type: the type that go underneath your clothes.

V is for vegetable you love: Corn+Broccoli=greatness.

W is for worst habit: I laugh really loud.

X is for x-rays you’ve had: Uhh, don't you get X-rays everytime you go to the dentist? Aside from that.. NEVAH!

Y is for yummy food you make: I make everything, unfortunately.

Z is for last Zoo visited: I went to the Zoo on Wednesday.

6.10.2009

Must we jump on every trend simply because Nylon tells us to?


No I'm not an idiot, so I can clearly understand that Dunks and Reeboks are not the same. However, aesthetically these two sneakers are nearly identical. I hate that people are making a big hooplah over the new Nylon dunks when there's nothing new about them whatsoever. These old school kicks have been around since I was a kid. Hell, I have pictures of me wearing the pink ones and the purple ones. My brother had them in red and blue. They're an old style that has been brought back by the "in crowd" at NYLON. These sneakers fall into the same category as most of the other clothes this season; they were taken from another era, yet we're being told that it's "new."
Let's just stick to the classics kiddos!

6.09.2009

Your life is an occasion, rise to it.

Another room option.
A bit more boho I guess.

Bleh, dirty hipsters are only attractive from afar.


All of the Virgin Megastores are closing.
They had major, major sales.
My brother and I went down to Union Square and bought a crapload of merch.

2 bags full of merch :]
I bought 2 virgin totes.
16 DVDs
15 CDs
Ridiculously random things I bought from Target.
That's what I love about Target.
You can get such an awkward menagerie of items there.

6.04.2009

Summer Project: Make my room look like a 20 yr inhabits it.

I need to change my room. It's been the same way for 5 years. It's really boring. I'd show you guys a picture but it's beyond dirty right now. I haven't cleaned my room in months. Ahh, how good it is to not have anyone nagging you about cleaning up :]

Idea #1

Un-be-weave-able

Nope that's not a weave. That
it is unfortunately my hair.
It's half of my ponytail.
I got really bored and
decided to take a pic of my
hair. Don't ask me why, I
just did. So this post is
an ode to all curly girls that
can't do anything with their
hair when summer rolls in :[
[btw how great is it that it's
2 different colors? lol]