Elderly women beware! Scarlett Johansson is stealing your curtains!
Ok, ok! She might not have stolen from
an elderly woman! Regardless, she's still
committing a crime. An extreme hate
crime against anyone with eyes or, rather,
anyone who just so happens to have the
misfortune of seeing her in this hideous frock.
Such a pretty face.
What a waste.
Oh.
ReplyDeleteMy.
God.
what the hell is that? like.. really? what is it.. ugh. eweee..
-Tay